Hello to
you, my new reader.
I know you
are probably new here, because it’s the first time I publish something in English
in here, my precious and beloved brain.
I am Mono,
and I am here to tell you some of my predictions to the upcoming Batman vs
Superman.
Yes, I know
that is not the name of the movie, I know it’s called Batman v Superman bla bla
bla.
In my opinion,
it doesn’t matter, because I‘m not going to the theaters to see the “Dawn of
Justice”. Im so ready to see a new Lex Luthor, Battfleck and of course the Man
of Steel interact (and kick the shit out of each-other) . Gaal Gadot? That’s just…
not… I mean.
Please look
at the picture, I have seen cosplayers, 15 y/o cosplayers who are a lot more
musculated and prepared for a battle than this girl. She is supoused to be
giant. I don’t care about her boobs or ass, that is not WW. And Im probably
wrong, Special effects might make her look like WW, or may be her acting is so
good that… sorry, I just threw up a little bit in my mouth. Nevermind.
We got a
behind the scenes Bruce Wayne, where it looks like he is saving a girl in
a veeery green place. So here goes my Prediction.
Wayne is
awesome, I mean, the guy trusts no one, he’s got trust issues, he is like
Dexter Morgan, only that he doesn’t like killing. So I imagine that what we are
seeing in the behind the scenes is one of those fancy, charity parties (that he
actually uses to interact with powerful people and investigate them) in
Metropolis, and you know the Zod conflict came up and shit started.
If you have
seen Man of Steel and you imagine yourself as a citizen running down the
streets, watching the buildings go down like jenga blocks when you lose… and
you see that Superman is not saying something like “Dude, this is between you
and me, lets go to like…the dessert and fight but, if you win, destroy my
planet, but why destroy this place? Just have some honor”
I would
really hate Superman and I would ask him to please leave the planet and take
his intergalactic shit to somewhere else. I know that Clark feels really bad
about it, I know that the situation of Zod understanding that would be
difficult, but Wayne doest. So I think he saw all that tragedy, he saved some
people and just when he was thinking he could retire (because the man is supposed
to be pretty old and with an already dead Robin) he decides that he can’t kick
out Superman, but he can show him who’s got the balls in this plausible relationship.
I know the
comics, I know that sometimes they are friends, but sometimes there is also a
rivalty between them. But this time…shit is going “dawn”.
Have you
seen the footage they showed at San Diego?
When I saw
Mecha-Batman looking face to face with Superman, whose eyes are burning red… I
BECAME A MAN!
And what I
think Lex Luthor is doing here is just having a business thing with Wayne, who
is not sure if trust him or not. I guess Luthor is going to try Run for president
and try to have a friendship with Bruce, who has the money to help Lex and
Metropolis.
I dont mind them pushing it to 2016, I think it is very good to not force it and have an early crappy, poorly writen movie. Shit is going on in this story, and as a non-superman-fan, Man of Steel wasnt my favorite movie the year it came out, but hey, I love batman, I have seen every animated show, every movie, and read so many comics I actually dedicated a whole section of my personal library fot them. So Im pretty Excited.
So…that’s all.
Im sorry if my English is not at your reading level, it’s just not my mother
language. Hope you enjoyed this text and if I see this getting many visits I will
keep writing in English.
Have a nice
day.
